Guide to Complaints

Hi guys.

We moderate complaints (comments) here at omigod.net, not as a form of censorship, but because it’s the only reliable way to keep out spammers. At this point in time we’re not in the business of helping child pornographers improve their Google Page Rank.

There are only a few ways to get your complaints (comments) removed or to be banned as a complainer (commenter) altogether.

Here are all of the reasons we will remove your complaints (comments) or ban you:

1. You are a spammer.
2. You employ racism/homophobia/hate speech of any kind.
3. You accuse us in a particularly rude way of removing your complaint (comment) because it is not in agreement with our opinion.
4. You somehow accidentally use one of the phrases the software tags as spam.
5. You express appreciation for Miley Cyrus, Martin Sargent, or Al Gore. (We’re serious.)

Here is a small subset of situations that will not result in your complaints (comments) being removed:

1. You voice your support for the Republican party.
2. You call us mean names.

Sometimes, it takes a few hours to approve pending complaints (comments). After we approve your first complaint (comment), the rest of your complaints (comments) will automatically be added and will not have to be approved. Awesome, right?

If you have any questions what so ever about omigod.net’s complaint (comment) system, then please shoot Kyle an email at kyle@kyledylanconner.com.